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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

If I Had Rapunzel’s Hair

I have always long to have beautiful long hair since I was a kid. 


Little did I know long hair needs a lot of time and effort taking care of it!


Conditioning, applying cream, blowing dry, spraying hair cologne.....


The same ritual goes on and on every single day! 


All for the sake of hoping my hair will grow healthily and at a faster pace...

And yet....

This is what happened over the years....



Even with the help of hair extensions, my hair is nowhere around 2 inch! 

There are times I find myself wishing fervently that I can have that 70 feet long of magical golden hair in a blink of an eye!

There are a lot of things I want to do if I have it....

I can be the next spider-woman and make headlines everywhere! There are no more disgusting spidey webs involve. My beautiful hair allows me to cling on to surfaces and swing myself from here and there. Goodbye to those dreadful traffic jam days! 



Hah! I bet Lady Gaga couldn't even beat me in the bizarre fashion category! Her meat dress is nothing compared to my beautiful blond hair dress which is made from my own hair! Yes, my hair can be part of my dressing! It defines the word "fashion" in a completely different way! Score one to me! 



Why wasted the chance when I can use my hair as an added weapon to flaunt my feminine charm on guys? Batting my long eyelashes unabashedly and making sure that I flash the sweetest smile towards the lads...well, even the hottest guy would stay entranced! 



Worry not being able to complete task ahead of time? Too many things to do and yet not having sufficient time? Fret not, now I have my hair to lighten up my burden! It is like I have one...er two...three or even four extra hands for me to multi-task! The best thing about owning a magical hair is it has its own mind. Thus, it can operate independently without me giving instructions from time to time. 



I can even go for an adventurous expedition! My seventy feet long hair will help me to conquer the Mount Everest quicker than any experienced mountain climbers! I need not worry about getting frozen to death since my hair can keep me warm as good as any Pashmina shawl. Guinness Book of World Records may save a spot for my name now. Perhaps I can consider taking up Parkour too. 



The more i think of it, the more i find that having an extremely long hair is a must


Let the Project Hairaway begins!!!



Monday, April 12, 2010

No Strings Attached

Internet means a lot to me.

I need it to check my facebook messages, play skype with friends, msn-ing with cute guys, download Hong Kong drama series and most importantly play my RESTAURANT CITY!!!

Imagine how troublesome it would be for me if I can only use cable to access to network? 

I feel as if I am grounding myself in my hostel room, accompanying my beloved laptop 24/7... 

However, if I use this baby, life will be much simpler!




Not only I can facebook anywhere, I even have an awesome connection compared to the lousy WiFi service at my university. =(

I can online at beach, happily sipping my cup of tequila and have the music of nature surrounding me ...

When I'm eating my bowl of noodles at restaurant, I won't miss out the latest tweets by my friends too. 

If I have to answer my nature call, I can even bring my laptop along, you know, kill some time. I can water my Restaurant City plants while waiting for my emm business to finish.

Wiggy provides us the fastest wireless connection and allows us to have a glimpse of future technology.



With fast connection in hand, one can even catch up with the latest episode of Project Alpha without having to go through the pain of waiting for the video to load. 

May God bless Wiggy. =)



Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.



Monday, March 29, 2010

Oh Man!


Oh man,this is getting way out of control!!

Fyi, this is what I found for my keywords for today ... 

I swear I'm innocent!!!!


I Wanna Be a Project Alpha TV Star!


Do you constantly find yourself wishing that you can be as lucky as Justin Bieber?

Do you always find it miserable since there is no place for you to shine your hidden talent?

Do you keep on feeling envy with those glamorous stars who always appeared on tv???

Do you think that you can be more popular than Edward Cullen if only if you had been given an equal chance to star in Twilight? 


I have got GOOD NEWS for you!!



Project Alpha is Malaysia first online show starring many aspiring local bloggers!

If you want to meet these famous bloggers and be one of the guests starring in Project Alpha season three, here is your precious golden ticket!

The door of opportunities have been opened up for you!

All you need to do is:

FIGHT FOR IT!

Now, it is time to get your creative gene moving!

You need to submit a video on why you think that you need to be part of Project Alpha.

Here is one of the sample for audition video.

( Erm....my apologies...I dunno how to emb a video... )

Who knows you might be the next tv star!


Fame and popularity await!

Do not hesitate any longer!


Think hard to woo over the heart of juries!

Let's do it, shall we?


This might be your once in a lifetime experience!






Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS. Auditions are now open! Check it out at www.projectalpha.com.my/auditions or projectalpha.ruumz.com/groups

Sunday, March 21, 2010

I'm Going to the Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair

When you're happy then you know to clap your hair~


Does it ring a bell?

How could one not remember the catchy Gatsby tv commercial?
Anyway, I've got good news for you people!


There'll be a Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair going on!


Date: 17th April 2010
Time: 10am till 5pm
Venue: Front Foyer, Ground Floor, Berjaya Times Square, Kuala Lumpur.


On the great day itself, there'll be lucky draws and many many more cool gadgets worth up to RM15,000 to win!

Who knows you may walk away as a big winner??

Besides lucky draw, there'll be a lot of exciting games on the same day!



Sumo wrestling in air bag suits!




Gladiator battle!



What are you waiting for?

Don't miss out the fun!



For more information, check this out!




Friday, March 12, 2010

Lemon's Place has Turn into a Porn Site?

I've always wonder how come my google adsense acount always required me to update my information.


While checking through my emails, I discovered this email from google...




Still puzzled, I went to check my analytics at nuffnang.

Surprisingly, this is what I get...




Omg....my blog has really turned into a porn site!

Although once in a blue moon I will have google ads right after I updated my adsense account and people do click on them, I don't even get a single pay out of it! All because of "unacceptable site content"!

Dang Google!!!!! 

I hate eeeeeu!!!!! 

Thursday, March 11, 2010

I Just Love Good Smelling People

I just love good smelling people.


Just imagine how awkward it is for you to be in these situations...


...when you're trapped in a lift full of people....there will be different types of ordours linger around the limited space. Some of them are heavily sprayed with perfumes, some are streaked with strong stench of perspiration.... All you can do is to hold your breath, mutter a silent curse with your bad luck and heave a great sigh of relief when you're out on your floor.


....caught a whip of foul malodor when your closed friends lean in towards you. Deep inside your mind, there'll be a great debate going on whether you should tell her/him that you are not comfortable... 


...you and your boyfriend gazing at each other passionately in the eyes during your moonlight stroll. Slowly you guys inched closer to each other. You close your eyes and braced for the magical moment that is about to come. All of a sudden, you smell a strong offensive stench coming off from his body..... The romance in the air has been punctured. You feel disgusted but couldn't bear to bring up the topic to the poor guy without hurting his feelings...


How shall one get rid of these problems?


This is when Adidas deodorant comes in!


Guys, make sure you wear this before going out for a date! =)


Smelling good definitely makes one more presentable!


You don't want to get caught smelling bad while hooking up with one of the cute girls in the pub, don't you? ;)




Girls, do bear in mind that spraying yourself excessively with perfumes are a no no. 


How to smell good and not going overboard at the same time?


This will be just the right thing for you!







What are you waiting for?


Go and grab one of them!


Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Why I Like It Longer

Just as any other girl, I love to take a bite on sinfully delicious chocolates. Some say, chocolate is a girl's best friend. It is indeed a heavenly delight to place one cube of chocolate into your mouth and feel it melts on the tip of your tongue. This is quite a happy and luxurious indulgence that one could have ever ask for! 







However, when I consume too much chocolate, feelings of guilt would start to sweep off my feet. The aftermath of having too much chocolates cause me to have more calories and the needle at my analog weighing scale will move towards the right. Furthermore, my bulging tummy will be blocking me from getting a good view of my feet. This is the time when I start to loathe chocolates! URGH!!!  
DANGER!
DANGER!!
DANGER!!!




Here is when LG Chocolate BL40 comes in! 




This baby is a life saver!! 


Look closely people, this is not just an any other phone. Nowadays, phones are not just merely for communication. Why ask for less, when you can have more? This is why LG Chocolate BL40 becomes a star at the What Mobile Awards ceremony in London. This achievement marks a milestone for LG company as What Mobile is an influential consumer mobile phone magazine in U.K. Not to mention that this baby has won many other prestigious awards!









Why do I like "chocolate touch"?

First of all, the curved touch screen glass itself is tempered. This means by any chance, a clumsy person like me breaks the glass by accident ( CHOI! ), it'll only shatter into tiny oval shaped like pebbles instead of sharp edges when broken. You see, LG actually concerns for your safety. This glossy black metallic phone with red at the top and bottom of a phone together with silver trim at the side is handsome looking. You want proof? Its design won the Mobile Choice Most Stylish Phone awards k? On the plus side, you can even get a designer case to match the league of this supermodel phone! Yeap, for free!




A 4 inch long screen promises a brand new surfing experience. I bet all of us have been suffering from the super tiny ant-like font and pictures whenever we surf the web by phone. The worst part is we have to keep scrolling down every nano second as we can't get a good full view of the page! This spells "troublesome" to me. As a result, this is how you'll look like after few hours...



Neck cramp!

 ....from fruitless attempts to get a better view of mini webpages

and squint eyes!



Now, technology permits us to have a complete web display! Ain't that awesome? HSDPA data speed a.k.a 3.5 technology and wifi service add credit to it. Theoretically, one can achieve the data transmission speed of 8 to 10 Mbps! You can watch online videos and listen to online songs happily without any complaints. It behaves as good as a mini laptop! If you ever come across any important detail, just a simple touch enables copy and paste the content onto text messages or scheduler. 





Longer phone comes with better theater like experience! 16:9 display ratio of high definition LCD can be adjusted to 2:35:1 cinematic view. I had went to LG store to check out the panoramic entertainment as assured. The pictures are so realistic and 3D like! If I watch Ju-On with it, the ghost will look so vivid till I'll pee right in my pants! Pretty amazing! The best thing is it is a portable mini cinema and much more lighter in weight in comparison to laptop or plasma television. The quality is just as well as laptop or way more better! This feature enhances camera viewfinder. Photo taking and browsing photos at photo gallery are way more fun with five mega pixel camera phone! Who needs a laptop when you've chocolate touch?  



What makes Chocolate touch stands out is its dual screen UI feature. The screen can be split into two and shows two menu items at the same time. For example, your inbox on the left and the content of text message on the right. This is extremely cool. It won't cause any hassle as you can read everything in a single view. When you turn it horizontally, you will be able to type out text messages or emails easily with the spacious and large QWERTY keypad. Even if you have big fingers, fret not, I'm sure it is spacious enough for you to type as swift as you can get. Well, benefit of a longer phone huh! 







Hooray!! 




Now I'm allowed to have chocolate everyday without any guilt! 


No more worries on weight gaining! =D