My 101st Secret Admirer

I must say it is quite an achievement for me! 


In order to celebrate the new milestone, I decided to play nicely. 

I wonder how my "deer" would have reacted after he read the message?!


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If I Had Rapunzel’s Hair

I have always long to have beautiful long hair since I was a kid. 


Little did I know long hair needs a lot of time and effort taking care of it!


Conditioning, applying cream, blowing dry, spraying hair cologne.....


The same ritual goes on and on every single day! 


All for the sake of hoping my hair will grow healthily and at a faster pace...

And yet....

This is what happened over the years....

Even with the help of hair extensions, my hair is nowhere around 2 inch! 

There are times I find myself wishing fervently that I can have that 70 feet long of magical golden hair in a blink of an eye!

There are a lot of things I want to do if I have it....

I can be the next spider-woman and make headlines everywhere! There are no more disgusting spidey webs involve. My beautiful hair allows me to cling on to surfaces and swing myself from here and there. Goodbye to those dreadful traffic jam days! 

Hah! I bet Lady Gaga couldn't even beat me in the bizarre fashion category! Her meat dress is nothing compared to my beautiful blond hair dress which is made from my own hair! Yes, my hair can be part of my dressing! It defines the word "fashion" in a completely different way! Score one to me! 

Why wasted the chance when I can use my hair as an added weapon to flaunt my feminine charm on guys? Batting my long eyelashes unabashedly and making sure that I flash the sweetest smile towards the lads...well, even the hottest guy would stay entranced! 

Worry not being able to complete task ahead of time? Too many things to do and yet not having sufficient time? Fret not, now I have my hair to lighten up my burden! It is like I have one...er two...three or even four extra hands for me to multi-task! The best thing about owning a magical hair is it has its own mind. Thus, it can operate independently without me giving instructions from time to time. 

I can even go for an adventurous expedition! My seventy feet long hair will help me to conquer the Mount Everest quicker than any experienced mountain climbers! I need not worry about getting frozen to death since my hair can keep me warm as good as any Pashmina shawl. Guinness Book of World Records may save a spot for my name now. Perhaps I can consider taking up Parkour too. 

The more i think of it, the more i find that having an extremely long hair is a must

Let the Project Hairaway begins!!!

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Trick or Treat? =D

So have you decide who are you going to dress up as tonight?


Well, if you ask me, the best candidate would be Lady Gaga!


These are the reasons why she standout among hoards of ancient mummies, vicious vampires and hideous zombies:

First and foremost, how could one forget her infamous meat dress?

To top it off, she even has the legendary fashion guru, mummy to back her up!

Unlike vampires who choose to hide their fangs, she decided to go high profile with them! 

Oops! Looks like she just had her daily dose of blood! 

Anyway, if those pictures don't spell "horrendous", this picture definitely would!

It reminds me of a sexy version of Freddy Krueger. 

And I've no idea why.....

Anyway, 

Happy Halloween people! =)

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The Others

I can never forget the very day when I first met her...

It was a rainy day. The sky was roaring with thunder. Rain lashed on me unkindly when I hurried across the street. I was cold, gloomy and drenched to my very feet. 

"Excusez-moi, may I have a tissue please?" I asked politely to the girl who was standing beside me, painstakingly wiping away smudged traces of makeup on her face. 

"Sure."

She looked up and flashed a warm smile at me.

That was when I saw her. 

A girl who looks a lot like..... 

Me.

Okaaay, I wish I can tell my story like that too. Too bad it didn't happen that way in my case. 

If you think that having a twin is way too cool, you couldn't be more wrong!

Let me tell you why by introducing this annoying person who has been tagging me along for more than 21...Oops.. 18 years! =P

Meet Melon, the other person who shared the same genotype as mine. Thank you very much.  

Reading a good book has always been my ideal way of spending some "Me Time". Aaaah, the joy of reading a book often multiplies with a good cup of coffee. However, my bubbles of happiness punctured whenever Melon is around. 

Fight has been expected whenever she is involved. 

See what I mean? She is such a pain in the ass. My poor book ended up tore into half. 

Sadly, the rivalry doesn't stop here. 

I think it has been programmed into Melon to piss me off. 

Perhaps this is why she is so keen to lay her hands on my erm....Well, the following picture explains it all. 

  

NOTE: Part of the photo has been mosaic to avoid for being

an eye sore to my beloved readers.

As I had told you before, things can get very ugly indeed.....

Sigh, how do you solve a problem like Melon?

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My Revenge towards Supia

Out of boredom, my friend, Supia decided to try something wild and outrageous.


Even though she knows this decision of hers might land her in hot soup, she insists to go for it nevertheless...

No no no, she does not wish to contribute towards nude art photography.


You guys are so dirty minded!!! 


Well, what she had planned to do is this instead...

Tada! Purple hair!!!

Mad chio right???

Okay, okay before she starts to accuse me for spreading untruthful news, I'm going to come clean now. 

She is just my first victim for me to practice my Photoshop skills. 


Knowing that seeing her hair in pink would be more than sufficient to drive Supia mad. My initial plan was to to dye her hair pink, the problem is I dunno how to adjust the color to pink. That's why I have to settle with purple. ><


This is the original picture. 

I had blurred the background of the photo, healed spots on her face and of course changed her hair color. 

For a newbie, my Photoshop skills not bad right?? =D

Awwww, come on, a white lie wouldn't hurt! ><

Here are few of my other attempts.

Tried dreamy effect. Dreamy, no?

Vintage style. 

And I tried to color my hair purple like Supia...

Oops, looks like Supia rocks purple much better than me! =(

Well, I've changed my hair color. If you compared them with the original(my profile photo), my original hair has two tones which are black and brown(my hair extension color). Aside from that, my eyes had been changed to brighter ones. =)

Comments and feedbacks are welcomed and appreciated. =)

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Babbles

Yeap, I'm so happy that I've got a new header now!!!


Thanks to Supia, after seeing her changed her new header, it makes me goes aaaaw, I want to put my pictures up there too!!! 


So, there you go, four of my photos proudly presented!


Hey, I am a low profile person and the reason I'm doing this is because of my beloved readers k? Well, one of my readers had asked me why I do not post my personal photos or talk about my life at blog. ><


Fineeee, just close your eyes if you feel uncomfortable to see my header whenever you pay a visit. I don't want to scare away my readers~! 


Anyway, I spotted something damn interesting today at a shopping mall which I think I must share with my readers!


Okay, maybe it is not that interesting...


What first comes across your mind when you see an honest looking old man who is in his fifties or sixties, holding hands tightly with a young Indonesian maid woman?


Something fishy right???


I was so damn tempted to snap a photo since they were oh-so-mushy-and-loving walking right in front of me and my BFF. 


Well, I didn't.


So, Dr.Watson BFF and I deduce a few theories:


One: The old man is horny and decided to get a young wife.


Two: The old man is having an affair. 


Three: The Indonesian maid seduced her boss.


Fourth: They're newly weds. 


Unfortunately we didn't have enough time to follow them around....


The real reason remains a mystery unsolved. Sob.


Gosh, I'm so damn busybody now! ><


What do you guys think about this?

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What Defines a Person?

The subject of beauty has always been argumentative. 


How does one tell apart "beauty" and "ugly"?

Sure, the white sheep would have won single handedly since it out-shined the black sheep.


Let's take a look at this photo I found from the web.

The girl becomes immensely hot once she stands next to her plain looking friend. 


One wouldn't be considered pretty if he or she doesn't have a plain looking friend around to be compared with. 


Be grateful to God that you've been awarded with this advantage. 


Although you're slightly luckier or have a little more advantage than others, it doesn't mean that you're greater or stand at a higher level than them.


To me, one's value comes from others' recognition or approval. Even a celebrity, his popularity is a result of his faithful fans' supports and acclaims for all his hard work.  


Without all these recognitions, you're nothing. Just a nobody. 


I think it is time for all of us to enroll in a little lesson known as "Thank You".


Beauty is only skin deep. 


The more important thing is the heart that lies within the person. 

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When Romance & Fashion Meets....

When romance and fashion meets...

They spell

Glamour...

Dreamy...

Style...

Classy...

Chic...

and

a big pile of unpaid credit card debts!!!

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Rants

Three months of semester break had landed me diagnosed with the deadliest disease known to mankind - laziness.

I'm lazy to move my fingers...

lazy to move my toes...

lazy to blog...

lazy to get up from my comfy seat...

lazy to wake up from my lovely bed...

lazy to bathe...

.....

Oh wait!

That last statement was a mistake! 

Having good personal hygiene has always been on top of my priority list. =P

It is pretty ironic how I always wanted to have a break from my hectic university life. And now I've got it, I missed my lecture days back!

Life without an aim is a living nightmare.

This reminds me of a story.

There was this man who died in an accident. His soul reached a very breathtakingly beautiful place. It is like heaven to him!

Cold hard cash appeared out of thin air whenever he needed more of them. He doesn't need to work like a slave anymore just to earn enough money to pay for those taxes, credit card bills and other endless expenses. 

Even pretty girls seem to fall for him easily at this lovely place! He goes everywhere with a hot chick clinging on tightly to his arm! 

He stays in a super monstrous mansion with a team of servants at his command. 

It is just like every man's dream and the best thing is he is the lucky man who has it all! 

Shortly after three months, he gets more and more bored with the same daily routine. He finds it hard to pass his days without doing a single meaningful thing. Surprisingly, he even missed and wanted his miserable job back when he was still alive. 

So he goes to this man who is in charge of this beautiful place. 

"I want a job. Do they have jobs for us in heaven?"

The man laughed and said," What gives you the idea that you're in heaven?"

Thought provoking isn't it?

Am I a good story teller? =P

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My Mum & I

My mum is an interesting person. 


This is our conversation on the other day, when both of us were watching Boys Over Flowers again. 


Mum: How come girls always scream like a desperate banshee whenever those handsome guys appear? Ain't it a disgrace to we, the women folk?!

Me: Okay, then how will you react if you happen to bump into Kwon Sang Woo in person? (My mum has been a big fan of Kwon Sang Woo, ever since she watched Stairways to Heaven.)

Mum: I won't scream for sure. I'll hug him tight and kiss him hard on his face!


Me: !!! *Speechless*




On a side note, I don't know whether any of you notice this, why is it always girls who lose control whenever they see handsome guys? All those dramas and movies always include a scene where a bunch of girls chase behind a desperate handsome guy who appears to run for his dear life. 

Erm..I'm not sure why is the old man in the picture? Perhaps he is a gay?? Lol.

This is so damn unfair and sexist k! ><


Why can't there be a scene where a bunch of geeky men chased after a pretty girl? Tweet

My New Pledge!

That's it!!


I swear by the name of Pamela Anderson's watermelons, I'm not going to watch horror movie again!!!


Despite my friend's warning, I decided to watch Nightmare on Elm's Street with a friend of mine even though I had a nightmare which consisted of three ghosts chasing me down the street last night!


This is how I watched the movie from the beginning to the end:

Tactic One: Cover my ears firmly with hands!!

Tactic two: Close my eyes tightly or divert my gaze to other places such as seats, floor, people and e.t.c

Now my ears are so damn painful from the pressure I applied for the past 1.5 hour! 

Can't believe I paid 9 bucks for getting myself a good scare! Lol.

I hope tonight I won't dream of the creepy and horribly disfigured man! 

Mum! Can I sleep with you tonight? ><

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