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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

If I Had Rapunzel’s Hair

I have always long to have beautiful long hair since I was a kid. 

Little did I know long hair needs a lot of time and effort taking care of it!

Conditioning, applying cream, blowing dry, spraying hair cologne.....

The same ritual goes on and on every single day! 

All for the sake of hoping my hair will grow healthily and at a faster pace...

And yet....

This is what happened over the years....

Even with the help of hair extensions, my hair is nowhere around 2 inch! 

There are times I find myself wishing fervently that I can have that 70 feet long of magical golden hair in a blink of an eye!

There are a lot of things I want to do if I have it....

I can be the next spider-woman and make headlines everywhere! There are no more disgusting spidey webs involve. My beautiful hair allows me to cling on to surfaces and swing myself from here and there. Goodbye to those dreadful traffic jam days! 

Hah! I bet Lady Gaga couldn't even beat me in the bizarre fashion category! Her meat dress is nothing compared to my beautiful blond hair dress which is made from my own hair! Yes, my hair can be part of my dressing! It defines the word "fashion" in a completely different way! Score one to me! 

Why wasted the chance when I can use my hair as an added weapon to flaunt my feminine charm on guys? Batting my long eyelashes unabashedly and making sure that I flash the sweetest smile towards the lads...well, even the hottest guy would stay entranced! 

Worry not being able to complete task ahead of time? Too many things to do and yet not having sufficient time? Fret not, now I have my hair to lighten up my burden! It is like I have two...three or even four extra hands for me to multi-task! The best thing about owning a magical hair is it has its own mind. Thus, it can operate independently without me giving instructions from time to time. 

I can even go for an adventurous expedition! My seventy feet long hair will help me to conquer the Mount Everest quicker than any experienced mountain climbers! I need not worry about getting frozen to death since my hair can keep me warm as good as any Pashmina shawl. Guinness Book of World Records may save a spot for my name now. Perhaps I can consider taking up Parkour too. 

The more i think of it, the more i find that having an extremely long hair is a must

Let the Project Hairaway begins!!!


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