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Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Fastest Way to Increase Your Popularity in Blogosphere

Have you ever wonder why your blog is not as popular as the others?


Have you ever envy at other bloggers' capability to attract traffic to their blog?


Have you ever find yourself subconsciously wishing to gain fame and earn a fortune from blogging just like the other famous bloggers?



These are my suggestions:





One: Talk about S.E.X

No matter you agree or not, sex is still the topic people hit ENTER the most at Google search bar. I guess this is where FRJJ comes in. She is one of the internet legend. Well, don't get
me wrong. It is not like I've anything against her. I kind of envy her good fortune.




























Two: Write a bimbo blog

Readers often find it interesting to browse through those pictures where girls are busy posing or showing off their new contact lenses, new nail colors, new clothes, new shoes......any other girls' stuffs. Unfortunately, this is not applicable to everyone. You gotta be pretty for qualification. Sadly, I'm not.




Third and the most efficient method: Post your nude photo!


I decided to take the lead by uploading a nude photo of mine.











I must admit that this decision is kinda hard for me.....



Oh my gawd, I hope my mum won't ever have chance to see this.....






Does this worth it for the sake of getting some traffic flocking in?

















Ready??









Here we go!



























Come on la, what else do you expect???






PS: This is just one of the random thoughts that come across my mind. It is just for fun.


24 comments:

Supia Chao said...

you be the 2nd FRJJ la, I give you full suppport!!

Lemon said...

Cannot la, I am not as sexy as her.

Supia Chao said...

you can try. Maybe you will outshine her..

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

hahaha~

u make me laugh sis~

LOL!

so sexy, so seductive the last photo~

LOL~

Lemon said...

Hey sis, glad that you like my sexy photo! ^^
Just do me a favor, help me to promote my blog ya?? =)

cr3ap said...

Wow, what a nice nude post. :D Good pic.

Regards from cr3ap
http://cr3ap85.blogspot.com/

woaini_87 said...

good one... i was expecting some doggies photo.. hehe...

w3ndee said...

haha..
damn funny!!
LMAO

w3ndee said...

haha..
damn funny!!
LMAO

Lemon said...

cr3ap: Glad that you like it! :P

woaini_87: Dogs ain't as sexy as pigs lo~ ><

w3ndae: Glad that it entertained you! ^^

Organic Meatbag said...

It is true...talking sex and blowjobs does get you the most hits...hahaha

Lemon said...

Yeap, I agree with you. ^^
Thanks for dropping by!

kenwooi said...

i believe content is important =)

kenwooi.com

Lemon said...

Me too. But sadly, I think lotsa bloggers talk about obscene stuffs to get traffic flocking in. ><

Emeryn said...

That is 1 roasted shiny pig like the CNY suckling pig,

PurPLe LaDy said...

haha.. good one! very nice entry. haha

IyouweBlog.com said...

drooling on the pig, siew yuk...

Lemon said...

Emeryn: It makes u mouth watering, doesn't it? Well,it works for me. :)

Purple Lady: Thanks ya!! ^^

IyouweBlog: Me too, craving for one right now!! ><

Nikel Khor said...

ya..i thk is only way to promote..i ll follow u..

from Nikel Khor

Lemon said...

Nikel: Lolx. Glad that my suggestions are constructive! :P

geez said...

now u r popular hahaha...

kenhin said...

very funny.... :-)

Himmat Singh said...

Lol...what you say is partly true/...

kRaZy said...

haha..as usual, sex and bimbotic blogs get's the most attention.